Kucinich is one of the Democratic Contenders for the White House for 2008. Now for the truth about him on a personal basis.
Kucinich was the same person who was Mayor of Cleveland from 1977-1979. I can talk since I am from Ohio and was around almost at that era. Kucinich was elected as the Boy Wonder Mayor of Cleveland in 1977 and according to the Plain Dealer and gurus of the Cleveland Media, he was possessed with extraordinary powers far more than the average person.
During his period as Mayor, Cleveland went into bankruptcy since he did not want to sell Money Losing Muny Light. He also insulted all of his opponents and the media. His period was one of the Mafia sending hitmen to kill him either in a Columbus Day Parade or when he threw the first ball at the Cleveland Indian Stadium.
Kucinich was also famous for firing his Police Chief during the 6:00 News. This is how it happened, he called a Press Conference. In response; the Cleveland Media as well as Police, Ohio National Guard, Labor Unions, and the Hare Krishna came to hear words of wisdom from the Boy Wonder. They were deceived because he used his Press Conference to fire his Police Chief. I think the name of the Police Chief was Hongisto.
Businesses left Cleveland and Ohio for warmer pastures in the Southern and Western Areas of America and beyond. When the business people were at the part of the highway that said: “You are Leaving Cleveland, have a safe trip”, the turned around and screamed: “KU SON OF A BITCH” and left for good.
After insulting every living thing in Ohio, he started to wear a bullet proof vest and surround himself with bodyguards and New Age Seekers. After he lost the Election for Mayor of Cleveland in 1979, his photo never hung in City Hall. He also spent the next fifteen years between Ohio, New Mexico, and California trying to get in touch with his “inner self”. The New Seekers were there to help him get in touch with his “inner self”. He was eventually able to get in touch with his “inner self” and go back to politics.
Regardless, he still has problems connecting with his “inner self”. I resolved my “inner self” problems in the winter of 1977. January 1977: There was extremely cold weather in Cleveland Ohio. I was at a supermarket buying cough and fever medication and had to form a line like everyone else. I was working as a Newspaper Boy and behind me [in the line] was Kucinich and a Dog Catcher who was a Spanish Republican in a previous life. [Spanish Republicans were the Communists who destroyed Churches and killed innocent people during the Spanish Civil War in the 1930's before Franco came to power.]
Back to the story, Kucinich and the Dog Catcher were filled with the patience of a Britney Spears. After I bought the cold and fever medicine, Kucinich gave me the middle finger and the Dog Catcher screamed every foul word in Spanish. My response was to get in touch with “my inner self” and I let out a fart. The Supermarket announced an evacuation, Kucinich [along with the dog catcher] complained that their clothes reeked of methane. The public thought that a nuclear war was imminent. The Supermarket Manager disinfected the market with Lysol.
Again, Kucinich with the Dog Catcher were complaining about the methane smell on their clothes. My response: “Thanks for helping me get in touch with my inner self”.
Enero 1977: En un supermercado en Cleveland, Ohio. Hubo un frio que congelaba el culo, la pinga, y el bollo. El entonces Forastero adolescente estaba en linea para comprar una medicina para un catarro con fiebre.
Detras del Forastero estaba el politico Kucinich. Kucinich tenia la paciencia de una plastica. Parece que Kucinich tenia problema con su sexo.
Kucinich no podia esperar para que El Forastero enfermo podia terminar su transaccion.
Cuando El Forastero termino su transaccion en el supermercado, Kucinich mando El Forastero P’al Carajo mediante el dedo medio.
El Forastero aunque enfermo respondio con un peo de alta magnitude que temblaba la tierra.
El Supermercado tuvo que sacar a la gente incluyendo el comemierda Kucinich.
Kucinich declaro publicamente: “Mi traje huele a metano”
El Forastero caminando por las calles respondio con un grito: “Lo buscaste. Ahora debes pasar el dia entero con olor a mierda”
1977-1979: Kucinich era Alcalde de Cleveland. Durante su periodo, sobrevivio un referendo revocatorio. Tambien despidio a su Jefe de Policia durante una Rueda de Prensa en vivo. La gente se iba de Cleveland y de Ohio para vivir en lugares como la Florida, California, Texas, y El Caribe.
La Epoca de Kucinich [1977-1979] como Alcalde de Cleveland fue fatal en que la ciudad cayo en bancarrota tres veces y fue objeto varias veces de los atentados de la Mafia.
1979: El Pueblo de la Ciudad de Cleveland Ohio votaron para despedir a Kucinich a favor de Voinovich.
